Men on bicycles please take note
Dear gorgeous and smiling men on bicycles:
Thanks for smiling at me and dinging your bells on occasion. Your cheeky grins really make my ride to work more enjoyable. Keep up the great bike riding!
Love,
The girl with the big pink bag.
This has been a public service announcement from Tucsonbikelawyer.com.
Update: The author of the above craigslist ad turns out to be a long-time TBL reader. She confirms that men who have bells on their bikes, and know how to use them, are WAY MORE SEXY than men who do not.
Please make a note of it.
–Erik Ryberg
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:45 am
Let’s see what else Erik Ryberg is browsing…
TBL, Cargo bike porn, and some talking points memo…
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Oh thanks a lot Mickey. Google will now forever associate my name and my website with porn.
EBR
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Bells and…
Whistles…
Bells and whistles.
One shudders to think of the effect of a bike equipped with all the bells and whistles, it being essentially impossible to find a modern bike not equipped with lawyer lips. (that’s a joke, TBL)
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:54 pm
“Google will now forever associate my name and my website with porn.”
You’ll need lots more hits if you’re ever going to catch up with Rev. Phil, though.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:28 am
What a great way to encourage dudes with good dingers to get on their bikes. And I can tell you one dike with a dinger will be scoping for the pink bag too! (Now you’ll really get the porn hits!).
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:21 am
I’m getting a pink bag.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:31 am
If you think that’s bad you should see some of the Google searches that lead to my site, erik. “Pooping in bushes,” “scabies,” and “fishfucking,” and “girls peeing standing up” just to name a few.
October 24th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Hi Lauren, those are just four of the many reasons your website is so much more interesting than mine.
October 25th, 2009 at 12:01 am
funny cuz the readership numbers do not indicate that my website is very interesting at all, erik. in pathetic desperation i’ve tried pulling out all the bells and whistles and pulling down the pants but they still don’t come. it’s a cruel cruel world in these interwebs.